Friends dont let friends pop collars

I've known Todd for a long time over the internet and his site ToddIsBored.com when it used to be a blog back b4 I knew what the word blog meant inspired me to start playing with html and create my first website. At the time I'm writing this the only useful thing left on ToddIsBored is this page : Chicago Area Pinball Machine Locations.

So, one great thing about my crazy internet friends is sometimes our conversations are rather interesting, or at least I seem to think they are...



Todd (7:06:28 PM): my new thing lol i didnt tell you
Todd (7:06:36 PM): i throw out the shocker everytime someone is like
Todd (7:06:40 PM): everyone group picture, gather up
Kimo (7:06:46 PM): congratz todd
Kimo (7:06:48 PM): you are that guy
Kimo (7:06:57 PM): that guy in the hat throwing up the shocker
Todd (7:07:03 PM): ya and i slap the asses of american females
Kimo (7:07:06 PM): is your collar popped too todd
Kimo (7:07:16 PM): see thats your problem
Kimo (7:07:19 PM): you need to be international
Todd (7:07:21 PM): as i step on the crouch of their american president
Kimo (7:07:31 PM): holla @ too short
Kimo (7:07:33 PM): so international
Todd (7:07:34 PM): dude
Kimo (7:07:37 PM): slappin hoes in dif country codes
Todd (7:07:38 PM): what im wearing now
Todd (7:07:41 PM): the collar cant be unpopped
Todd (7:07:43 PM): its made that way
Todd (7:07:44 PM): its amazing
Kimo (7:07:45 PM): no way
Todd (7:07:47 PM): yes way
Kimo (7:07:48 PM): ur kidding me right
Kimo (7:07:51 PM): the people demand pics
Todd (7:07:52 PM): no im beyond serious
Kimo (7:07:54 PM): im blogging about this crazyness
Kimo (7:07:55 PM): please
Todd (7:07:56 PM): k
Todd (7:10:19 PM): http://www.toddisbored.com/collar.jpg
Todd (7:10:21 PM): There you go
Todd (7:10:35 PM): that shit is vertical
Kimo (7:10:42 PM): omfg its a perm popped collar jacket?
Todd (7:10:50 PM): f ya
Todd (7:10:52 PM): i can push it down
Todd (7:10:57 PM): but the second i move my arms much at all
Todd (7:11:00 PM): it pops it up
Kimo (7:11:15 PM): so you walk around like a homo all day?
Todd (7:11:17 PM): its by Guess
Todd (7:11:25 PM): so its fashoiny or something
Todd (7:11:28 PM): i dunno dude
Todd (7:11:35 PM): it was a white jacket that looked cool on the rack
Todd (7:11:44 PM): normally 200 something
Todd (7:11:45 PM): for 99
Todd (7:11:47 PM): i said sure
Todd (7:11:59 PM): and its not homo
Kimo (7:12:03 PM): did you notice the perm popped collar in the store
Todd (7:12:04 PM): its retro
Todd (7:12:11 PM): im living it 80s ok
Todd (7:12:15 PM): just like my games
Todd (7:12:22 PM): i prefer my bits in single digits
Kimo (7:12:29 PM): i was born in the 80s
Todd (7:12:33 PM): and my collars in the upright popped position
Todd (7:12:43 PM): 1982
Kimo (7:13:04 PM): lol
Todd (7:13:28 PM): peace out, pball time
Todd (7:13:33 PM): sorry in advance for shutting your server down
Todd (7:13:41 PM): from all the ladies wanting to peek a gander at my pic
Kimo (7:13:59 PM): hahahaha
Todd (7:15:22 PM): but ya my pinball skills have depreciated due to the lady time
Todd (7:15:25 PM): so i gotta go now dude
Kimo (7:15:31 PM): ok cya ninja
Todd (7:15:31 PM): ive only got a few hours till another first date
Todd (7:15:33 PM): l;ol
Kimo (7:15:34 PM): lol
Todd (7:15:41 PM): ill tell her this is for kimo
Todd (7:15:44 PM): when i grab her right breast
Kimo (7:15:45 PM): rofl
Todd (7:15:48 PM): but the left one is for me
Todd (7:15:52 PM): sorry
Kimo (7:15:53 PM): you need help todd
Kimo (7:15:54 PM): seriously
Kimo (7:15:55 PM): lol
Todd (7:16:01 PM): why?
Todd (7:16:03 PM): i have no aids
Kimo (7:16:05 PM): lol
Todd (7:16:06 PM): nor the herpes
Todd (7:16:12 PM): lol speaking of
Todd (7:16:14 PM): one of the chick
Todd (7:16:22 PM): when it was getting 'down'
Todd (7:16:29 PM): shes like WAIT stop we need to talk about something first
Todd (7:16:35 PM): "i have genital herpes"
Kimo (7:16:38 PM): LOL
Todd (7:16:40 PM): me: "peace out"
Kimo (7:16:51 PM): o snapppppp
Todd (7:16:52 PM): at least she told me
Todd (7:16:53 PM): srsly
Kimo (7:16:54 PM): ya
Kimo (7:16:56 PM): word
Todd (7:17:03 PM): even though its pretty hard to catch appeareantly
Todd (7:17:07 PM): id still have thrown a shitfit
Kimo (7:17:10 PM): indeed
Todd (7:17:18 PM): i refuse to get any STDs
Todd (7:17:30 PM): from anyone, ranking less than a 9.55 on the 10.00 scale
Todd (7:18:11 PM): later charlies, by the time you finish reading this sentence that you are reading now(yes this one), my monitor will already be powered off.
Kimo (7:18:36 PM): lol


Yeah, um whattttt? I dunno, don't judge us... if you are new to crazy people on the internet then maybe this blog isn't for you.